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life’s greatest lessons can all be found in children’s books.
i wish i’d paid more attention when i was younger.
so i went to the optometrist the other day, turns out i don’t need glasses, despite my strong desire to obtain a pair.
people ask me why i want glasses, i tell them the conceited reasons; they’re cool, i’ll look intellegent. the real reasons? they’re like sunglasses, they provide a barrier, a distraction. and of course the main reason i want glasses - i want to feel like harry potter :)
sometimes, nicole.
today i exclaimed in a cry of agony,
“why is my life so hard?!”
over what you ask? over the decision whether or not to cut my hair. wow, i took ignorance to a whole new level.
| Alice: | I simply must get through! |
| Doorknob: | Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible. |
| Alice: | You mean impossible? |
| Doorknob: | No, impassible. Nothing's impossible. |
| - Lewis Carrol; Alice's Adventures in Wonderland |
"Edward: Let me tell you something about Jacob. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Tanya who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Indiana, and Jacob was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Tanya, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, “Jacob, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a homo.” I mean I couldn’t have a homo at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a HOMO. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack."
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rachel, emily ; this one’s for you. :)
